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Sunday, 12 July 2009

  • for my five and twentieth

    Well my dear friends and family, for my five and twentieth birthday, my wonderful boyfriend gave me a website, he designed it, built it, and created it from the ground up :)

    No ads, no sharing, 100% my own.

    So, it's still in its rough draft form, but it's where I'll be blogging from now...once I get it all figured out.

    There are two websites, the first is www.mayjean.org or www.mayjean.net (they'll both take you to the same place) that will be my blog and a few other things...

    The other is www.mayjean.org/gallery, which I will be using as my online photography portfolio.

    It's so incredibly cool, but I just need time to work on it.

    I think there's some way to subscribe to it so you can get updates, but when I get things up and running I'll explain a bit more here.

    :)

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

  • perspective

    Today, I will be doing a speech and language evaluation on a patient who had an "electrical brain injury".

    A what type of brain injury, oh yes...electrical.

    What, precisely, causes an "electrical brain injury"??

    Being struck by lightening...

    So far his medical charts say "Diagnosis: Electrical Brain Injury", in my eval, I fully intend on writing "Diagnosis: Electrical Brain Injury secondary to Lightening Strike"...gives just the extra bit of color we need in our inpatient world.

    Gracious, certainly gives your life a little perspective

Wednesday, 27 May 2009

  • Setting: Saltgrass Steakhouse
    Situation: Cliff's brothers birthday dinner
    Characters: MayJean, Cliff, Jason, Mr. Barnes and Mrs. Barnes
    Coversational Topic: Mrs. Barnes recent trip to Hawaii, commenting on how large some of the Hawaiian's are...

    What MayJean is doing: totally tuning out...this is a problem, and this is what she heard from the conversation

     

    Mrs. Barnes: Some of them just had no neck at all, very big
    Mr. Barnes: Well, the Samoan's are known for being the largest humans on the planet
    Mrs. Barnes: Some of the samoan's were just huge, like, as big as MayJean

    MayJean: Huh? What? I'm sorry...what did you say?
    Mrs. Barnes: Some of the samoan's are as big as Cliff and MayJean
    MayJean: ooh man, I thought you said they were as big as MayJean!

    hilarity ensues...I must pay closer attention to the conversations Cliff's parents have, as I never know when I might crop up as being as big as a samoan...

Sunday, 10 May 2009

  • I'm sorry...who?

    I was at a baseball game on Friday with a bunch of my friends, drinking beer and eating hot dogs, and the following occurred...

    Announcer: and now batting for the Cooooolorado Roooockies is...Clint Barmes!

    Me: I'm sorry...who?

    Sam: Wow...that player has basically the same name as your boyfriend...Clint Barmes...Cliff Barnes...weird.

    Me: Woah...watch me Sam, anymore beer and I might go home with the wrong guy

Thursday, 30 April 2009

  • the farmer fashionista

    Today to work I wore black capris, a fushia top and lime green flats

    One of my patients parents, who is a farmer and dress in grubby jeans and an over large black logo t-shirt, said to me:

    "I see you didn't even try to match your shoes to your outfit today"

    Excuse me?

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